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Friday, May 3, 2013
Magic Miroor kaboom
One day, a lady went to a garage sale and saw this
mirror against a wall. She looked at it for a while and
decided to purchase it. The lady, who was running the
garage sale, told her that it was a magic mirror. She
took it home and put it on the inside of her closet door.
mirror against a wall. She looked at it for a while and
decided to purchase it. The lady, who was running the
garage sale, told her that it was a magic mirror. She
took it home and put it on the inside of her closet door.
Her husband came home from work and she told him
she bought a new mirror. They were getting ready for
bed and she excused herself from the bed and told him
that she would be right back. She went over to the
closet door and stood in front of the mirror and said,
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my breasts a 44″.
she bought a new mirror. They were getting ready for
bed and she excused herself from the bed and told him
that she would be right back. She went over to the
closet door and stood in front of the mirror and said,
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my breasts a 44″.
All of a sudden, kaboom…she’s a 44.
She crawled into bed and her husband was just so
amazed and pleased at what had happened that he
asked how she did it. She told him that the mirror was
actually a magic mirror. He laughed and asked where it
was. Going over to the closet, he opens the door and
stands in front of the mirror…naked. Smiling, he says:
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my manhood touch
the floor.”
amazed and pleased at what had happened that he
asked how she did it. She told him that the mirror was
actually a magic mirror. He laughed and asked where it
was. Going over to the closet, he opens the door and
stands in front of the mirror…naked. Smiling, he says:
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my manhood touch
the floor.”
All of a sudden, kaboom…his legs fell off.
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Friday, April 26, 2013
R u taking Cocaine think about this
When a person falls in love, the ventral tegmental area in the brain floods the caudate nucleus with dopamine. The caudate then signals for more dopamine; the more dopamine, the higher a person feels. The same system becomes activated when someone takes cocaine. - Via the Funny Facts Free app - https://market.android.com/details?id=com.srsdev.allfacts
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Bus Ride
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.
The man sympathized with her and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”
“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”
“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Nepali Guide
एक चोटि एउटा गाईडले एउटा पर्यतक्लाई काठमाडौं तुर गरामदै थियो
गाईडले एउटा ठुलो बिल्दिङ देखायर भन्यो यो सम्सद भवन हो |
अङ्रेज “यती सानो ? यात्राो त हामीकह पिज्जा हुन्छ |”
गाईडले फेरी नारायण हिती देखयछ
अङ्रेज “एत्रो त हामीकहा बोर्गोर हुन्छ |”
गाईडलाई धरै रिस उठेपनी चुप लगेर बस्यो , फेरी उस्ले धरहर देखायो
अङ्रेज “यो के हो ?”
गाईड: “यो तिम्रो बोर्गोर र पिज्जाको लागि टमेटो सस हो”|
गाईडले एउटा ठुलो बिल्दिङ देखायर भन्यो यो सम्सद भवन हो |
अङ्रेज “यती सानो ? यात्राो त हामीकह पिज्जा हुन्छ |”
गाईडले फेरी नारायण हिती देखयछ
अङ्रेज “एत्रो त हामीकहा बोर्गोर हुन्छ |”
गाईडलाई धरै रिस उठेपनी चुप लगेर बस्यो , फेरी उस्ले धरहर देखायो
अङ्रेज “यो के हो ?”
गाईड: “यो तिम्रो बोर्गोर र पिज्जाको लागि टमेटो सस हो”|
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