One day, a lady went to a garage sale and saw this
mirror against a wall. She looked at it for a while and
decided to purchase it. The lady, who was running the
garage sale, told her that it was a magic mirror. She
took it home and put it on the inside of her closet door.
mirror against a wall. She looked at it for a while and
decided to purchase it. The lady, who was running the
garage sale, told her that it was a magic mirror. She
took it home and put it on the inside of her closet door.
Her husband came home from work and she told him
she bought a new mirror. They were getting ready for
bed and she excused herself from the bed and told him
that she would be right back. She went over to the
closet door and stood in front of the mirror and said,
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my breasts a 44″.
she bought a new mirror. They were getting ready for
bed and she excused herself from the bed and told him
that she would be right back. She went over to the
closet door and stood in front of the mirror and said,
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my breasts a 44″.
All of a sudden, kaboom…she’s a 44.
She crawled into bed and her husband was just so
amazed and pleased at what had happened that he
asked how she did it. She told him that the mirror was
actually a magic mirror. He laughed and asked where it
was. Going over to the closet, he opens the door and
stands in front of the mirror…naked. Smiling, he says:
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my manhood touch
the floor.”
amazed and pleased at what had happened that he
asked how she did it. She told him that the mirror was
actually a magic mirror. He laughed and asked where it
was. Going over to the closet, he opens the door and
stands in front of the mirror…naked. Smiling, he says:
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my manhood touch
the floor.”
All of a sudden, kaboom…his legs fell off.
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