Tuesday, July 1, 2014

मानव गुडिया यो विश्वास वा छैन

By: Rajesh Maharjan On: 8:30 AM
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  • Friday, February 14, 2014

    Invitation Valentine's Special

    By: Rajesh Maharjan On: 7:18 AM
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  • A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.”
    “Is the man of the house home?”, they asked. “No”, she said. “He’s out.” “Then we cannot come in”, they replied.
    In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. “Go tell them I am home and invite them in!” The woman went out and invited the men in. “We do not go into a House together,” they replied. “Why is that?” she wanted to know.
    One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”
    The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”
    His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?” Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!”
    “Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife. “Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”
    The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.”
    Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?”
    The old men replied together:
    “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, Wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!”

    Valentine’s Day Special

    By: Rajesh Maharjan On: 7:15 AM
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  • It was a busy morning, about 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.The doctor took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him.
    The doctor saw him looking at his watch and decided, since he was not busy with another patient, he would evaluate his wound.On exam, it was well healed, so the doctor talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.
    While taking care of his wound, doctor asked him if he had another doctor’s appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
    Doctor inquired as to her health. He told that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer’s disease. As they talked, doctor asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.
    He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
    Doctor was surprised, and asked him, “And you still go every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?”
    He smiled as he patted his hand and said,
    “She doesn't know me, but “I still know who she is.”
    The doctor had to hold back tears as he left, he had goose bumps on his arm, and thought,
    “That is the kind of love I want in my life.”
    True love is neither physical, nor romantic.
    True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

    Tuesday, February 4, 2014

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    By: Rajesh Maharjan On: 8:32 AM
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